so.. I'm sorry but this is not an update.. I found this on a blog that I pay attention to, and then went to White Castle's website to confirm this was an actual product. Guess what? It is! This is a White Castle candle that produces the scent of a slyder. After paying attention to the posts on your health, and reading that White Castle is one of the things that stays down, I thought of you immediately.. I have heard of aromatherapy helping in some situations but I'm not to sure about the power of this scent. I know this isn't the most helpful post Paul, but I hope it will produce a good laugh.